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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Goodbye for Now...


I am off for a brief weekend retreat. Our POBL group has been 'retreating' to an enchanting cabin up in the mountains for, I believe it's 7 years now. No phone (or cell phone) service. No other real *people* for miles. Just lots of art, amazing food, and good company (this photo was from the *Amazing-Mushroom-Year* - that weekend we didn't get so much art done. We did harvest and eat many many wonderful mushroom dishes...)

Whilst I'm gone, here is some Star Trek humor I found in my files for your amusement. Amusement would be nice right now amidst my schedule. At some point, I hope to be able to get back to all of *your* blogs. I miss you!

Klingon Fairy Tales
BY MIKE RICHARDSON-BRYAN- - - -
  • "Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

  • "Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

  • "There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"

  • "The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"

  • "Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"

  • "Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"

  • "Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"

  • "Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"

  • "Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"

  • "The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"

5 comments:

natural attrill said...

Have a great weekend!
P.x

xxxxx said...

Have a fabulous time with your friends!!! We'll miss you too.

Anonymous said...

First visit, came over from Penny's, lovely blog will be back.

Rebecca E. Parsons/Cre8Tiva said...

wishing you artful thoughts and mucho creativity...blessings, rebecca

Merisi said...

It's Sunday, I hope your retreat was double as much fun as you hoped for!
I had a couple of good belly laughs with your fairy tales. Thanks a million. Needed them.
;-)))