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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

What's your sign?

Thought this one was really funny - AND accurate - at least for the women I know... Not quite as much for the men. Your mileage may vary. *Do* let me know if this does describe you! :-) (Note the picture - it will give you a hint as to which one quite aptly applies to me):


Changing a Light Bulb
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How many members of your sign does it take
to change a light bulb?

ARIES:
Just one.
You want to make something of it?


TAURUS:
One, but just try to convince them that
the burned-out bulb is useless
and should be thrown away.


GEMINI:
Two, but the job never gets done -
they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it
and how it's supposed to be done!


CANCER:
Just one.
But it takes a therapist three years
to help them through
the grieving process.


LEO:
Leos don't change light bulbs,
although sometimes their agent will
get a Virgo in to do the job
for them while they're out.


VIRGO:
Approximately 1.000000
with an error of +/- 1 millionth.


LIBRA:
Er, two.
Or maybe one.
No, on second thought,
make that two.
Is that OK with you?


SCORPIO:
That information is strictly secret
and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber
of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.


SAGITTARIUS:
The sun is shining,
the day is young,
we've got our whole lives
ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying
about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?


CAPRICORN:
I don't waste my time
with these childish jokes.


AQUARIUS:
Well, you have to remember
that everything is energy, so....


PISCES:
Light bulb?
What light bulb?

9 comments:

natural attrill said...

That made me laugh!
I'm taurus, Laurence libra, and Toby aries.
P.

janet said...

Oh, yes. Can't make a decision to save my life. Have you guessed yet that I'm a Libra :)

ash said...

Erm, yes, 'fraid so. I'm an Aries and it's pretty accurate. Ash, now, let me see, hmm, nope, doesn't work for dogs. But then, when's the last time I saw her attempt anything resembling housework?

andrea said...

Capricorns are supposed to be serious I take it? I guess I need not apply...

One Crabapple said...

You are an Aquarian then ?

I see The Water Bearer....

WEll I won't discuss which I am as I did not think it applies to me ! I would simply replace it and move on...but that is not what the other two were saying...oh-ppps

WEll we air signs are destined to click anway !

Daisy Lupin said...

OH dear that is so me, I am scorpio and I love secrets, have a great belief in conspiracy theories, and revel in mysteries and wonders of all sorts, Husband and daughter, aries and cancer not really accurate but my son Pisces, I totally cracked up laughing, it just sounded like him. Amazing

LDahl said...

Oh, this was fabulous! It really gave me a laugh...
I love your blog!

Gina said...

What pisces?

tlc illustration said...

Thanks for the responses. I enjoyed this one - and the logistic side of me (my father is a statistician. I can't help it) is fascinated by how high the percentage is of accurately capturing an aspect of our personality solely based on our birth date... It's nice that it happens to be funny as well. :-)