What's your sign?

Thought this one was really funny - AND accurate - at least for the women I know... Not quite as much for the men. Your mileage may vary. *Do* let me know if this does describe you! :-) (Note the picture - it will give you a hint as to which one quite aptly applies to me):


Changing a Light Bulb
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How many members of your sign does it take
to change a light bulb?

ARIES:
Just one.
You want to make something of it?


TAURUS:
One, but just try to convince them that
the burned-out bulb is useless
and should be thrown away.


GEMINI:
Two, but the job never gets done -
they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it
and how it's supposed to be done!


CANCER:
Just one.
But it takes a therapist three years
to help them through
the grieving process.


LEO:
Leos don't change light bulbs,
although sometimes their agent will
get a Virgo in to do the job
for them while they're out.


VIRGO:
Approximately 1.000000
with an error of +/- 1 millionth.


LIBRA:
Er, two.
Or maybe one.
No, on second thought,
make that two.
Is that OK with you?


SCORPIO:
That information is strictly secret
and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber
of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.


SAGITTARIUS:
The sun is shining,
the day is young,
we've got our whole lives
ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying
about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?


CAPRICORN:
I don't waste my time
with these childish jokes.


AQUARIUS:
Well, you have to remember
that everything is energy, so....


PISCES:
Light bulb?
What light bulb?